don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized