We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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