when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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