I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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