Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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