i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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