who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
When are your genitals available?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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