We won't sleep together?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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