So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want to walk on stilts...naked
What did we do last night that was yellow?
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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