i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight