I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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