Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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