im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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