Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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