I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
MIDGETS
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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