Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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