i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
