it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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