he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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