On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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