Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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