i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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