i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
