nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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