Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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