I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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