How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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