all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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