When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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