I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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