You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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