I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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