Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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