She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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