I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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