is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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