shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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