You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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