My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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