I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
it was like eating out sand paper
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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