The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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