I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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