No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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