thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
