i think i have herpe
just one?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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