had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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