I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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