I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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