Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Redeem this text for a blowjob
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
