fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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