I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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