I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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