I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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