There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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