White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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