You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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